Bill: "So do you have a vagina?"
Jane: "Yes. Do you have a penis?"
Bill: "Yes. What do you figure on marital conjugal frequency?"
Jane: "Probably 2 to 3 times a week."
Bill: "Well, yeah, I was kind of hoping for someone with an anticipated rate of 8 to 10 times a week."
Jane: "Bummer, because you have a nice butt."
Bill: "And your ta-tas aren't that bad either."
Jane: "So do you have any friends? Maybe one that likes to study a lot?"
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