[BarbaraGordon]

Just plain weird:
"I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it..."
MacArthur Park, Richard Harris

Failed attempt at poetic imagery:
"bubblegum tongue"???
Your body is a wonderland, John Mayer

runner up:
"The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball" (Apologies to Paul Simon, who wrote the song)
Red Rubber Ball, Cyrkle


Worst use of repetition:
"Tell me have you ever really, really, really, really, really, really...."
Have you ever loved a woman? Bryan Adams

grammatical breakdown:
"No I cannot forget from where it is that I come from"
Small Town, John (Cougar) Mellancamp

overall tripe:
Wake Up Little Susie, Everly Brothers