My significant other is perfect in these situations.
She is a fantastic listener. Whenever I have an issue I need to talk about, she won't say a word. Come to think of it, she's all around perfect. She always maintains her figure, is very low maintanence, and will definitely never leave me. Though somewhat fragile, if she's ever pierced it's not too difficult to patch up the relationship. Anytime I ever need anything, she never tells me no.
Cooking needs improvement, but hey, there's only so much an inflatable woman can do.
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