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Originally Posted by cougjunkie
If Plaisted goes to Pete Newells big man camp he wins conference player of the year next year.
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Forget Newell's camp. Send him to Santos' camp. My personal favorites were:
Burn your left hand so that it takes a few weeks to heal and
Spend a couple weeks in Philly, wearing a grimy, gray sweatsuit, doing situps, punching frozen beef, and drinking raw eggs.