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Old 05-07-2007, 07:40 PM   #18
Goatnapper'96
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Originally Posted by Black Diamond Bay View Post
If I end up marrying a yewt I think it will be a necessity.
Sort of a subtle way of saying, your purpose is only utilitarian. Your presence is neccesary to populate the race and stay in good standing with El Jefe and the Church at large, and while I give my heart to you willingly, per ordinance, my ass will always belong to the BYU. You have certain privileges affiliated with your utilitarian purposes, but I testify this CosmoTrampStamp will rise with me in the first resurrection.

It could also be a reminder whenever he ain't pulling his own weight or doggin' it shall we say........
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