[MikeWaters]

I called the ag extension service about my missing figs. I have two fig trees and have eaten only one fig.

Based on the fact that the figs are completely gone, it is most likely squirrels.

So I think I will start trapping the squirrels. I won't kill them (even though I am a fighter not a lover). I'll just transport them to the other side of the freeway, like my neighbor two streets down does.

Dang it, I want to eat my figs.