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Old 01-27-2006, 01:55 AM   #1
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Default Excerpt from actual conversation heard today..

while in line to pay for a Coke and a snack:

Cretin: Why are the !@#$ing pumps pre-pay? I only have enough money for cigarettes!

Clerk: That's exactly why the pumps are pre-pay.
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