Transformers is totally unrealistic
America's two top computer hacks are a hot blonde chick and a hip, funny black guy? It's hard to enjoy a movie that's so blatantly unrealistic.
If you have kids and are forced to take them to the movies, this is not a terrible choice, but if you go see it on your own, you are probably a loser.
I don't know why they felt they needed 2.5 hours to tell a story of good transformers saving Earth from bad transformers. I should be a Hollywood movie exec. I dont have any creative ability, but I guarantee I could improve every movie ever made. It's just too obvious some of this stuff. 2.5 hours for Transformers??
Also I had to look up the brunette hot chick that was portrayed as a high school student to make sure I wasn't turning into a pedophile. She's 21. phew!
|