The talk of the 1000 concerts reminded me of the one of the 1310 radio schticks of Chris-Chris.
http://theticket.com/Podcasts/tabid/474/Default.aspx
Click on #1 D&M - Chris Chris
Hehe. Carry on.
(it's a little bit vulgar)
NOTE: this is not intended to be a slight towards DaKing.