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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon
hm. IIRC, Seattle only defends/supports the inclusion of ducks if they have a law degree, preferably from a respected institution. But we'll have to double check with him on that point.
tsk tsk. You've got it all wrong. See, the longhorns wear pants, their pants are just see-through. Donald just doesn't wear pants at all. The fact that his legs are burnt orange is probably related to the inordinate amounts of time he spends in the tanning salon, which may be more indicative of his, ahem, personal preferences - if you know what I mean - than his preferred team on the grid-iron. |
So he couldn't spend time tanning just to impress his lady friends with his George Hamilton impersonation?