Proceeding. Pig defrosted. Injected with mojito (cuban marinade). Outside of skin salted with kosher salt.
[My wife: "I think we don't have enough kosher salt." Me: "That's ok. I don't think we'll have many Jewish folks over who will be wanting to eat pork." Is that funny? Offensive? You gotta be so careful with the Jewish jokes, even when the context is that it's going to be a Mormon party, and probably not any Jews in the first place. The day a religion can't be included in a joke is the day it becomes like the mullahs in Saudi Arabia].
So it's not French, it's a Cuban pig. Speaking of the French, I always thought they were the first to quit. Well, except for Tony Parker, of course. <rimshot.>
I'll be here all night.
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