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Originally Posted by MikeWaters
Remember bow-tie guy who listens to Modest Mouse and is a vegetarian, in my ward? I had visited him in his home quite some time ago, and had brought up that I wanted to do a pig roast for part of a ward activity. He said, "That sounds great, IF you have vegetarian dishes as well." I had forgotten he was a vegetarian.
So I filed that away.
The other day I had my wife call them up, and invite them to the shindig, and to specifically say we would have a vegetarian dish for them. The reply was that he would rather not attend a gathering with something as "disgusting" as a whole roasted pig.
Bow-tie Modest Mouse guys are hard to please!
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