my favorite recipe:
1 telephone, preferably touch-tone
1 phone book
7 digits of the phone number for local Wings To Go
15-20 dollars, depending on appetite and present company
2 choices from the list of many, many wings flavors
10 napkins (for low-fat version try 2 wet wipes)
Simply pick up the phone, call the number, place your order for 30-40 wings (30 = $13.99), choose your flavors (I like curry buffalo, hot and zesty, buffalo garlic, suicide) and dipping sauce. Wait 20 minutes or until doorbell rings. Eat immediately for best results.