[MikeWaters]

had to be a batch I made myself.

I got a 2 liter bottle, added water, sugar, rootbeer extract and yeast as instructed.

Put in garage.

3 days later, as instructed, went into front yard, opened bottle, and took a long swig.

Then proceeded to hack contents from mouth onto lawn, proceeded by pouring remainder on lawn.

I'm not a big fan of yeasty drinks.