You could have done what I did - get one of those fake degrees from the University of Phoenix (Motto: "Pay your fee, get your degree")
Good thing my employer coughed up for the dime-store diploma.
Oh well, it's a good thing I'm so handsome because I've been able to make a comfortable living without a great academic record (I flunked out of CS at BYU and out of Physics at the U).
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