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cougjunkie · 11-08-2007, 05:53 AM

I lived in the Oakhurst apartments across from UVSC, and one of my best friends growing up lived next door with a kid he worked with. Well this kid alway kept his door locked and was a very private person and really weird. Me and my friend would always joke around about what he was doing in his room. One night I fell asleep on their couch and Joe (the roommate) came home with his girlfriend, I was half asleep but she was like 6'2 250. I thought that was weird but this kid was pretty ugly so its fine for him. Halloween comes and Joe dresses up as a female anime character, plucks his eyebrows, stuffs his brow, goes all out. We once again thought it was weird but didnt say anything. About 2 weeks later my friends internet is not working, and the modem is in Joes room, so we pick the lock to Joes bedroom door to fix the modem, we walk in and their is gay porn magazines all over the floor, the closet is full of womens close and he has a bottle of estrogen pills on the desk.

Its been 5 years, Joe has legally changed his name to Jody, it has full grown boobs, and is having surgery to get its junk cut off this year. Jody still works at Sports Authority in Orem (some of you may have seen it) and actually tried to get my friend fired because he patted her on the chest before he knew it was having a sex change and it tried to get him for groping it.

We give my buddy a lot of crap about that one.

11-08-2007, 05:53 AM	#43
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I lived in the Oakhurst apartments across from UVSC, and one of my best friends growing up lived next door with a kid he worked with. Well this kid alway kept his door locked and was a very private person and really weird. Me and my friend would always joke around about what he was doing in his room. One night I fell asleep on their couch and Joe (the roommate) came home with his girlfriend, I was half asleep but she was like 6'2 250. I thought that was weird but this kid was pretty ugly so its fine for him. Halloween comes and Joe dresses up as a female anime character, plucks his eyebrows, stuffs his brow, goes all out. We once again thought it was weird but didnt say anything. About 2 weeks later my friends internet is not working, and the modem is in Joes room, so we pick the lock to Joes bedroom door to fix the modem, we walk in and their is gay porn magazines all over the floor, the closet is full of womens close and he has a bottle of estrogen pills on the desk. Its been 5 years, Joe has legally changed his name to Jody, it has full grown boobs, and is having surgery to get its junk cut off this year. Jody still works at Sports Authority in Orem (some of you may have seen it) and actually tried to get my friend fired because he patted her on the chest before he knew it was having a sex change and it tried to get him for groping it. We give my buddy a lot of crap about that one. __________________ LINCECUM!