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One of my clients is a Latino business operator. So I spoke with him today via telephone and I asked him if he had many employees skip work today. He replied just one of one hundred.

Why was that?

Because, "I told them all that I'd fire their asses if they protested and neglected their job duties."

I don't know how well the protests went but I forgot about them at lunch time until I noticed a Mexican restaurant I frequent was closed, so I went Chinese instead.