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MikeWaters · 10-12-2005, 04:04 AM

My wife is on the Dallas Area Moms forum, and for their subscribers (we're talking like a cougarboard operation, relatively small donation), there is a subscriber-only sex category.

So what do a bunch of women get together and talk about in that sex category. Inquiring minds want to know! I'm about ready to make Farrah donate so I can find out!

If we had one, it would be boring.

A: "Didn't have sex last night, how about you?"

B: "Nope, wife too tired."

C: "Wonder what sex is like, is it better than kissing four girls a month?"

G: "Last night I had dreams that girls I had an interest in kept getting knocked up. Had to go for someone else. Good thing it was only a dream. And good thing revelation can only come through properly appointed channels which I dont fall. Nice to wake up and realize they are just dreams..... Realized Im not married to Lindsey right now. Talk about dreams of girls. I have had several myself. Talk about things I would wish. Some people tell girls that. However revelation is stewardship bound. Many people recieve hormonal revelations. Stepehen robinson wrote about that."

10-12-2005, 04:04 AM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Sex category My wife is on the Dallas Area Moms forum, and for their subscribers (we're talking like a cougarboard operation, relatively small donation), there is a subscriber-only sex category. So what do a bunch of women get together and talk about in that sex category. Inquiring minds want to know! I'm about ready to make Farrah donate so I can find out! If we had one, it would be boring. A: "Didn't have sex last night, how about you?" B: "Nope, wife too tired." C: "Wonder what sex is like, is it better than kissing four girls a month?" G: "Last night I had dreams that girls I had an interest in kept getting knocked up. Had to go for someone else. Good thing it was only a dream. And good thing revelation can only come through properly appointed channels which I dont fall. Nice to wake up and realize they are just dreams..... Realized Im not married to Lindsey right now. Talk about dreams of girls. I have had several myself. Talk about things I would wish. Some people tell girls that. However revelation is stewardship bound. Many people recieve hormonal revelations. Stepehen robinson wrote about that."