Just for fun, I whipped up the first 10 chapters of the Cougarguard Priesthood Innoculation Manual. See what others you can add.
Chapters of Cougarguard Innoculation Manual
1. Discrepancies in the First Vision accounts
2. Fanny Alger
3. Church Finances: Exactly How is My Tithing Spent?
4. Evolution of the Word of Wisdom: Really That Important?
5. Racist Tendencies of Early and Modern Prophets
6. The Second Anointing
7. Mullahs: Who They Are And How To Spot Them
8. Miracles Have Ceased: Is the Church Still True?
9. The New Missionary: Looking Beyond Two-By-Two
10. When and How to Disagree with the Prophet
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