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Old 09-01-2008, 10:52 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Surfah View Post
I agree with this. I'll also only play sports I am good at.

The one caveat to this is if I were an olympic diver who had no shot at a medal I would do the biggest cannonball in the world off the diving board or platform. Nobody will ever remember you for finishing 9th. I bet your dives won't even be televised. But I guaran-damn-tee that you'd be all over the media if you did something like this.
Now we're talkin'. Be sure to let out some sort of primeval scream as you run off the board or platform too.
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