Dumb & Dumber
Liar Liar
Ghostbusters....an all time classic that doesn't get it's due
Caddyshack
Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Certain excerpts from Pulp Fiction like the whole discussion about the differences between America and Europe...and then this following classic exchange in the diner between Travolta and Jackson's characters....
Travolta "Want some of my bacon?"
Jackson "No man, I don't dig on pork."
Travolta "Why? Are you Jewish?"
Jackson "No man, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."
Travolta "Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good."
Jackson "Hey sewer rat make taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs are filthy animals, I don't eat filthy animals. I don't eat an animal that don't have enough sense to disregard it's own feces"
Travolta "What about Dog?"
Jackson "I don't eat dog either."
Travlota "But would you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
Jackson "I wouldn't go so far to call them filthy, but they're definetly dirty."
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