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Originally Posted by Fish
Mike forgot to mention he was playing outside on the 8 foot hoop when he touched the rim. Inside the gym he's lucky to nick the net when he jumps. Really.
And the Kirilnekoesque block... well, that was his third cousin who happens to be twelve years old. Kind of like the Seinfeld episode "Little Kicks" when Kramer dominated the karate class full of kids. NBD.
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Fish is just pissed because he has never once beat me in one on one. The only sport he can beat me in is tennis. And that's nothing to brag about.
When Fish and I were freshmen we were arguing about who was faster in a sprint. So, finally at 2am, in the middle of winter, we went out to the parking lot. Threw a can in the air behind us, when it landed, we would be off.
He was with me for the first 20 yards, then I destroyed him, I still remember his wicked witch of the west shriek when he realized I had destroyed him "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!"