[Mormon Red Death]

So here i am in chicago and my company ends long day of meetiings with buckets of beer. No one get trashed. They all have one or two, relax a little and enjoy each other's company.

Part me thinks "I should have a beer and unwind"

then reality kicks in and I see Solon's little brother two seats down

As the old Joke goes... "There's a reason you always take two mormon's fishing with you. if you take only one he will drink all your beer"