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No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned.
Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills.
NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks.
I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days.
Hi Garth.
I'm not goatnapper or robin finderson and I apologize for using "cheers." I've spent to much time around wannabe brits and sometimes it just slips out.
Powder river.
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