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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski
Trust me, I let 99% of the crap I hear in church pass without comment. Like today in GD class when a sister exclaimed that her idea of the celestial kingdom would be Christmas music and the "spirit of Christmas" twelve months a year. It was all I could do to bite my tongue on that one. That's my idea of hell.
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Haven't you seen Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
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Angelic greeter to newly departed: Merry Christmas!
Newly Departed: Christmas? I didn't realize it was Christmas...
Angelic greeter: In heaven, every day is Christmas!
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