What if you and your wife died together in a plane crash
Does anyone else worry a little bit about what would happen if both you and your wife were to die together in a plane crash, and your parents came to your house to go through your things? I could just imagine the conversation as they came to "that" drawer: "So that's why they only have one child." "Hmm. Expired May 2005. Well, maybe not." And, "What good are those things? Those are too flimsy to hold anything!" And, of course, "Watermelon?" There are one or two things that are no longer in "that" drawer, thank goodness
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