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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon
SIRS, I hope you don't take offense that we've hijacked your very first thread around here. That's pretty much just what we do.
Mindful, I wrote this earlier then decided to hold off. But in case you haven't figured it out:
Goat is proud to be an American, where if divine intervention doesn't provide us the nicest breasts in the world, surgical intervention will. And in what can only be attributed to selfless idealism on his part, he wishes this kind of freedom for all the women of the world.
He's somewhat concerned that the Mormons occasionally encourage attire a little too burqa-like for their women... After all, he only wants to admire all the beauty that is God's creation. And surely shopping at Victoria's Secret every once in a while never hurt anyone, anyhow.
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Am I the only hearing "Oh Beautiful for patriot's dreams that sees beyond the Zoobs? Thine alabaster cities gleam adorned with man made boobs?"
This is why I nobly put my life on the line for ma and apple pie!
Your red blooded big knocker loving men can thank me.......
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