11-01-2005, 01:28 AM | #1 |
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If resurrected bodies are perfect
Mormon doctrine is that only those who attain celestial glory will be able to create spirit children.
So maybe those who attain terrestrial and telestial glory, will have no need for sexual organs or "milk" production. And if said resurrected bodies are perfect and burn the calories they consume (as has been speculated), there would be no need for waste systems. So if those in the terrestrial and telestial kingdoms have bodies with no sexual organs, "milk" production or waste systems (i.e. bodies that look like a nude Ken doll or pre-pubescent Barbie doll), will any of the men there give any of the women the time of day? And if there is no drugs, alcohol, sex, kids or families, what will everyone be doing? |
11-01-2005, 01:31 AM | #2 |
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joy riding in flying saucers.
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11-01-2005, 01:39 AM | #3 |
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Maybe it's hell because everything is functioning, but only sealings allow you to participate in the enjoyable recreations.
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11-01-2005, 01:42 AM | #4 |
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maybe hell is being a mormon in heaven. LOL. sex parties for the righteous.
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11-08-2005, 06:18 AM | #5 | |
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Re: If resurrected bodies are perfect
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Go bowling in a solid chocolate bowling alley, then have chocolate milkshakes in solid chocolate cups and then ride home in our magical electric chocolate cars. |
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11-08-2005, 01:26 PM | #6 |
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chocolate = sex for Mormons.
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