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View Poll Results: How many times before dawn broke?
5 or more 5 21.74%
4 2 8.70%
3 3 13.04%
2 3 13.04%
1 4 17.39%
0 2 8.70%
I respect my spouse too much to engage in this juvenile poll. 4 17.39%
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default How much sex on your wedding night?

Sorry but the other polls are dull.

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Old 09-07-2007, 10:37 PM   #2
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If we had a three-way, do I double the tally?
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:20 PM   #3
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What if someone has had more than one wedding night? There is no option to vote twice.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:38 PM   #4
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I thought we already had this poll.
http://cougarguard.com/forum/showthr...=wedding+night

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Old 09-08-2007, 12:30 AM   #5
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I thought we already had this poll.
http://cougarguard.com/forum/showthr...=wedding+night
Hmm, that previous poll was also created by ute4ever.
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:31 AM   #6
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Hmm, that previous poll was also created by ute4ever.
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:55 PM   #7
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My buddy was telling me about his and how with a lot of study, thought and practice alone he was ready to take it to level 7 and she was still down around level 2. He never did get the action he was hoping for and they divorced after about 15 years of marriage with him finding someone online who would fulfill those fantasies.
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what is level 7? is that like seventh base? (I can't imagine what seventh base would be).

Although seventh base sounds like a line from wedding crashers.
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1 time for 60 minutes > 5 times for 60 seconds
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what is level 7? is that like seventh base? (I can't imagine what seventh base would be).

Although seventh base sounds like a line from wedding crashers.
He actually said high school level and she was still grade school level but that sounded a little sick so I changed it to a scale of 1-10. Level 1 would be what a ultra molly would do and level 10 would be goatnapper.
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