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Runner Coug · 04-17-2008, 09:20 PM

I'm not a big theater guy, and pretty much hate musicals, but a friend of ours invited my wife and I to go see "Annie Get Your Gun" last night. I have to admit, I enjoyed it. It's not in the same universe as Broadway quality, of course, but for having only local talent performing, it was pretty entertaining, I would go again. The Salt Lake Valley is lucky to have a place like this.

http://www.halecentretheatre.org/

ute4ever · 04-18-2008, 01:14 AM

I've been there; it's not Pantages but it's a good theater.

BigFatMeanie · 04-18-2008, 01:38 AM

Ditto on the recommendation. I saw the Scarlet Pimpernel there (the one in West Valley). It was good. Mrs Meanie loved it. I scored major husband points for taking the Mrs. out. I even accumulated enough husband points to get laid after we got home. Thus, Hale Center Theater ranks right up there in my book.

il Padrino Ute · 04-18-2008, 03:33 AM

I have good friends who are members of the Hale family - grandkids of Brother and Sister Hale. I just hate the theater too much to ever want to go because one of two things would happen -

I'd get tossed out for causing a disruption.

I'd go punch my friends in the face for continuing the theater and thus ending a friendship that has been ongoing for the last 30 years.

I could deal with the first, but don't want to chance the 2nd happening.

non sequitur · 04-18-2008, 08:27 AM

I'd go see more musical theater, but unfortunately I don't have a vagina.

Mormon Red Death · 04-18-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

I'd go see more musical theater, but unfortunately I don't have a vagina.

but you have the boobs... does that count?

*please note that the above comment was a joke. Please don't sue me for defamation

RockyBalboa · 04-18-2008, 03:16 PM

Homo

Next thing we know you'll be posting about the effect that the sheen of sweat glistening off the muscle bound ballerina male mercernaries has had on you.

Spaz · 04-18-2008, 06:00 PM

I love good theater. I'll see Les Mis or Phantom anywhere & anytime. The fact that it gets me laid more often than not is simply butter. I've never been to Hale though.

I got season tickets last year to Pioneer up at the UofU. I got laid at least half a dozen 'extra' times because of it. WELL worth the $140 I spent.

Runner Coug · 04-18-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

Homo

Next thing we know you'll be posting about the effect that the sheen of sweat glistening off the muscle bound ballerina male mercernaries has had on you.

Very vivid description, sounds like you've thought it through a few times.

If you'd like, I'll be happy to put my total number of interactions with a naked woman the past couple of years against your total from the same period.

RockyBalboa · 04-18-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Runner Coug

Very vivid description, sounds like you've thought it through a few times.

If you'd like, I'll be happy to put my total number of interactions with a naked woman the past couple of years against your total from the same period.

Yeah, but for you it's the same woman over and over ago.

04-17-2008, 09:20 PM	#1
Runner Coug Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 945	Hale Center Theater I'm not a big theater guy, and pretty much hate musicals, but a friend of ours invited my wife and I to go see "Annie Get Your Gun" last night. I have to admit, I enjoyed it. It's not in the same universe as Broadway quality, of course, but for having only local talent performing, it was pretty entertaining, I would go again. The Salt Lake Valley is lucky to have a place like this. http://www.halecentretheatre.org/

04-18-2008, 03:33 AM	#4
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I have good friends who are members of the Hale family - grandkids of Brother and Sister Hale. I just hate the theater too much to ever want to go because one of two things would happen - I'd get tossed out for causing a disruption. I'd go punch my friends in the face for continuing the theater and thus ending a friendship that has been ongoing for the last 30 years. I could deal with the first, but don't want to chance the 2nd happening. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

04-18-2008, 08:27 AM	#5
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	I'd go see more musical theater, but unfortunately I don't have a vagina. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan

04-18-2008, 03:16 PM	#7
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	Homo Next thing we know you'll be posting about the effect that the sheen of sweat glistening off the muscle bound ballerina male mercernaries has had on you. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

04-18-2008, 06:00 PM	#8
Spaz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,371	I love good theater. I'll see Les Mis or Phantom anywhere & anytime. The fact that it gets me laid more often than not is simply butter. I've never been to Hale though. I got season tickets last year to Pioneer up at the UofU. I got laid at least half a dozen 'extra' times because of it. WELL worth the $140 I spent. __________________ "My days of not respecting you are certainly coming to a middle." -Malcolm Reynolds "It doesn't mean that if we lose a game or when we lose a game people won't then jump on and say the quest is over. Because they will. But they've missed the point." -Bronco Mendenhall on "The Quest"

04-18-2008, 01:14 AM	#2
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I've been there; it's not Pantages but it's a good theater.

04-18-2008, 01:38 AM	#3
BigFatMeanie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Jordan Posts: 1,725	Ditto on the recommendation. I saw the Scarlet Pimpernel there (the one in West Valley). It was good. Mrs Meanie loved it. I scored major husband points for taking the Mrs. out. I even accumulated enough husband points to get laid after we got home. Thus, Hale Center Theater ranks right up there in my book.