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02-18-2006, 03:50 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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I got a prescription filled today. . .
I got the prescription home and read the sheet that lists all of the drug's known side effects. One of the side effects that made me curious was this one: "abnormal ejaculations". I can't for the life of me figure out what might constitute an abnormal ejaculation. Does abnormal mean spontaneous? Am I going to be in line at Albertsons and all of a sudden...oops? Or does abnormal refer to volume? Maybe duration? Color? Maybe I'll break out in song precisely at the moment of release. I suppose I'm going to have to lock myself in the bathroom and conduct my own field testing. When I find out, I'll be sure to let everyone know.
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02-19-2006, 04:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Orange County, California
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It would sure be abnormal if you ejaculated strawberry milkshake.
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02-19-2006, 04:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Given that CB has announced "Sex is generally not an acceptable topic here"....
I wonder what their policy is on ejaculated strawberry shakes. |
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