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MikeWaters · 08-23-2010, 03:50 PM

There is no need to EVER, as an adult, place your grubby dirty oily filthy hands on the glass of a door.

You can bet that it is these same morons who never show up for their assignment to clean the church.

It's fun to spend an entire Saturday morning cleaning the church, then coming back at about midnight to check on locked doors, and see the church trashed.

Then the crabby HP Group Leader, before early morning admin meetings, tell you that "no one vacuumed yesterday."

When I was about 10 years old or so, it was often my job to clean the windows at church. Every Saturday. Full on spray, wipe down, squeegee, wipe the streaks out. I hated that part of the cleaning more than anything. Now the buffer, that I liked.

08-23-2010, 03:50 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Hey idiots who attend LDS churches There is no need to EVER, as an adult, place your grubby dirty oily filthy hands on the glass of a door. You can bet that it is these same morons who never show up for their assignment to clean the church. It's fun to spend an entire Saturday morning cleaning the church, then coming back at about midnight to check on locked doors, and see the church trashed. Then the crabby HP Group Leader, before early morning admin meetings, tell you that "no one vacuumed yesterday." When I was about 10 years old or so, it was often my job to clean the windows at church. Every Saturday. Full on spray, wipe down, squeegee, wipe the streaks out. I hated that part of the cleaning more than anything. Now the buffer, that I liked.