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Old 04-11-2007, 12:05 AM   #1
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charges across the street, snaps at the leg of your neighbor holding his three-year old, and then lunges while barking and snarling, you really don't have any grounds to yell at said neighbor should his foot happen to connect with said dog's ribs.
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:33 AM   #2
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Okay, I have a 50/50 chance here........I'll go with True.
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Old 04-11-2007, 01:23 AM   #3
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Methinks SIEQ has had one too many Vodka martinis, shaken, not stirred.
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My dog when I was a kid got out of the run and attacked the neighbor's rottweiler. Had it's neck in its jaws. Wouldn't let go. This was at night by the way. So the neighbor has a bat or pipe or something and conk's my dog (german shepherd) on the head. It lets go. I take him back to our house. He's happy as can be, panting. I notice when I get that the saliva from his panting on my leg is not saliva. It is blood.

Ol' Rip sure hated other dogs. Good with people, bad with dogs.
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:38 AM   #5
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charges across the street, snaps at the leg of your neighbor holding his three-year old, and then lunges while barking and snarling, you really don't have any grounds to yell at said neighbor should his foot happen to connect with said dog's ribs.
No, you don't.

The dog should know how fortunate it is that it isn't owned by my Grandpa. My Grandpa had a blue heeler who went after one of my cousins (a 6 year old girl) and Grandpa saw it happen.

Grandpa took the dog out behind the milk house and introduced it to a .22 caliber bullet.
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Old 04-11-2007, 12:22 PM   #6
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Okay, I have a 50/50 chance here........I'll go with True.
local news report--so it must be false.
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No, you don't.

The dog should know how fortunate it is that it isn't owned by my Grandpa. My Grandpa had a blue heeler who went after one of my cousins (a 6 year old girl) and Grandpa saw it happen.

Grandpa took the dog out behind the milk house and introduced it to a .22 caliber bullet.
That's the only way to handle a dog that goes after children.
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No, you don't.

The dog should know how fortunate it is that it isn't owned by my Grandpa. My Grandpa had a blue heeler who went after one of my cousins (a 6 year old girl) and Grandpa saw it happen.

Grandpa took the dog out behind the milk house and introduced it to a .22 caliber bullet.
Does your Grandpa hate cats? If so I've got a great suggestion.....
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:54 PM   #9
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local news report--so it must be false.
I had a client who I was representing in litigation with a bank who came in last year and when i asked him how he was he told me that his wife's dog had died.

I said, that's too bad how did it happen?

Client: That dog snapped at my four year old son and I told my wife he better be gone when I got home.

Me: I see, so she had him put down?

Client: No. When I got home he was still there so took him round back and tied him to a tree. (leans in close to me at this point and says in a low voice) Then I took my shotgun and blew that motherfucker's head clean off.

I have been slightly afraid of him ever since. Not because he is an imposing person, but because he is a crazy person. Particularly becasue he seemed to have enjoyed it so much.
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This is why I hate animals and will never own pets except for fish.

I hate people that have animals like this but don't do anything about it. I had a friend who had some little drop kick dog that would constantly nip at my heels and achilles. My friend thought it was funny and that the dog liked me. Finally when the dog tore a small hole in a pair of slacks I was wearing, I damn near broke the dog's neck. The dog didn't bother me any more.
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