The VT shooting boiled down to one sentence

[MikeWaters]

I overhead this:

"Someone didn't get laid, somebody paid."

When I say I overheard someone, I overheard myself. My friend here at work was very impressed. I managed to provide the full Freudian analysis in one sentence. And it rhymes.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I overhead this:

"Someone didn't get laid, somebody paid."

When I say I overheard someone, I overheard myself. My friend here at work was very impressed. I managed to provide the full Freudian analysis in one sentence. And it rhymes.

Typical shrink.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Typical shrink.

Trust me, if this guy was getting laid, there wouldn't have been any shootings.

Of course, the big sign on his forehead that said "I am a wacko" prevented him from getting laid.

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I overhead this:

"Someone didn't get laid, somebody paid."

When I say I overheard someone, I overheard myself. My friend here at work was very impressed. I managed to provide the full Freudian analysis in one sentence. And it rhymes.

It's plausible that everything we do has that as the ultimate end game--whether it's just doing a humble job well, creating a great work of art, conducting a world war, or starting a religion. Of course, I didn't make that up.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I overhead this:

"Someone didn't get laid, somebody paid."

When I say I overheard someone, I overheard myself. My friend here at work was very impressed. I managed to provide the full Freudian analysis in one sentence. And it rhymes.

You sound like Archaea. Maybe he was dating a Mormon girl. They're all frigid, you know.

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I overhead this:

"Someone didn't get laid, somebody paid."

When I say I overheard someone, I overheard myself. My friend here at work was very impressed. I managed to provide the full Freudian analysis in one sentence. And it rhymes.

He should have found a chick that smokes. Like we used to say in High School, "If she smokes, she pokes". Seriously, getting laid is as easy as finding a smoker.

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by marsupial

You sound like Archaea. Maybe he was dating a Mormon girl. They're all frigid, you know.

They are only fridgid if you drink. They'll have a little fun as long as you don't break the Word of Wisdom. Besides, they have standards to uphold.