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SoonerCoug · 10-09-2007, 07:44 PM

Time for a more superficial discussion.

I have a problem with Monson. The problem is that his black, slicked-hair appearance reminds me of a used car salesman.

I don't like the way Packer looks either. I always get the feeling that he's wearing sunglasses, even when he isn't. Plus his voice makes him sound like a smoker. The last thing we need is a prophet with a smoker voice.

I prefer my prophets to be bald, white-headed, or frail, in the tradition of Kimball, Hunter, and Hinckley.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-09-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

Time for a more superficial discussion.

I have a problem with Monson. The problem is that his black, slicked-hair appearance reminds me of a used car salesman.

I don't like the way Packer looks either. I always get the feeling that he's wearing sunglasses, even when he isn't. Plus his voice makes him sound like a smoker. The last thing we need is a prophet with a smoker voice.

I prefer my prophets to be bald, white-headed, or frail, in the tradition of Kimball, Hunter, and Hinckley.

How could you not like Monson?

SoonerCoug · 10-09-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

How could you not like Monson?

I like him once he starts talking.

I'm just saying that it's time to lose the hair dye.

Tex · 10-09-2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

I like him once he starts talking.

I'm just saying that it's time to lose the hair dye.

Judging by what I saw, it appears he may finally be losing the hair.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-09-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

I like him once he starts talking.

I'm just saying that it's time to lose the hair dye.

Come on. He's like a big teddy bear.

jay santos · 10-09-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

Time for a more superficial discussion.

I have a problem with Monson. The problem is that his black, slicked-hair appearance reminds me of a used car salesman.

I don't like the way Packer looks either. I always get the feeling that he's wearing sunglasses, even when he isn't. Plus his voice makes him sound like a smoker. The last thing we need is a prophet with a smoker voice.

I prefer my prophets to be bald, white-headed, or frail, in the tradition of Kimball, Hunter, and Hinckley.

LOL, Packer a smoker with sunglasses on. Nice. Packer's Steve Buscemi as an old man.

Agree on Monson. I prefer my prophets small and frail. He's a large man. Big men don't live as long do they? I can't see him holding out near as long as GBH. I do love Monson, though. How can you not? He never says anything controversial and he seems to be genuinely full of love for everyone.

SoonerCoug · 10-09-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

LOL, Packer a smoker with sunglasses on. Nice. Packer's Steve Buscemi as an old man.

Agree on Monson. I prefer my prophets small and frail. He's a large man. Big men don't live as long do they? I can't see him holding out near as long as GBH. I do love Monson, though. How can you not? He never says anything controversial and he seems to be genuinely full of love for everyone.

Monson has diabetes. That's the only problem. We need him to outlive Boyd.

jay santos · 10-09-2007, 08:19 PM

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Monson has diabetes. That's the only problem. We need him to outlive Boyd.

Bednar's the one that scares the crap out of me. Guy is young and he's here to stay for a long time.

My kids are on to him. During his talk, they say "look at him, he has fake hair. i think he has a fake nose. he has a fake everything."

SoonerCoug · 10-09-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

Bednar's the one that scares the crap out of me. Guy is young and he's here to stay for a long time.

My kids are on to him. During his talk, they say "look at him, he has fake hair. i think he has a fake nose. he has a fake everything."

What's scary about Bednar? I've always viewed him as a bit of a wild card.

Donuthole · 10-09-2007, 08:58 PM

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The last thing we need is a prophet with a smoker voice.

I liked SWK's scratchy voice.

10-09-2007, 07:44 PM	#1
SoonerCoug Formerly known as MudPhudCoug Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Land of desolation Posts: 2,548	Monson's Appearance Time for a more superficial discussion. I have a problem with Monson. The problem is that his black, slicked-hair appearance reminds me of a used car salesman. I don't like the way Packer looks either. I always get the feeling that he's wearing sunglasses, even when he isn't. Plus his voice makes him sound like a smoker. The last thing we need is a prophet with a smoker voice. I prefer my prophets to be bald, white-headed, or frail, in the tradition of Kimball, Hunter, and Hinckley.