The Hot Topics on CNN...

[UteStar]

The hot topics on CNN for today are:

Earthquakes
Roman Catholicism
Iraq
Weather
Lindsay Lohan

Are you freakin' kidding me? That would make me laugh if it weren't so sad.

[BarbaraGordon]

I know. I mean, Lindsey should be like way higher on the list.


In other news, Andy Gibb under attack by own chest hair.

Details at 10.

[UteStar]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

In other news, Andy Gibb under attack by own chest hair. Details at 10.

Barbara, you know you could spend hours untangling and/or tangling Andy's chest hairs with your teeth...to say otherwise will only show us that you are a speaker of untruths.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by UteStar

Barbara, you know you could spend hours untangling and/or tangling Andy's chest hairs with your teeth...to say otherwise will only show us that you are a speaker of untruths.

There is little question that Babs is hot for the AG.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by UteStar

Barbara, you know you could spend hours untangling and/or tangling Andy's chest hairs with your teeth...

Tongue. These things are best done lingually.

Originally Posted by YOhio

There is little question that Babs is hot for the AG.

Now, now, gentlemen. We must not lead Barbara's mind astray during the absence of her dearly beloved. Lead us not into temptation and all that.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Now, now, gentlemen. We must not lead Barbara's mind astray during the absence of her dearly beloved. Lead us not into temptation and all that.

Speaking of leading people's minds astray, when will we see this again?

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by YOhio

Speaking of leading people's minds astray, when will we see this again?

Well, you know I would, but I'd hate to steal UteStar's thunder in the sexbomb avatar department.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Well, you know I would, but I'd hate to steal UteStar's thunder in the sexbomb avatar department.

UteStar's thunder is so loud it could never be stolen.