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Old 08-01-2007, 10:00 PM   #1
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:04 PM   #2
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is this another one of Sharf's websites?
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:08 AM   #3
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That's a strange site. Check out the "heirloom intimates" page. Here is the definition of "Christian Domestic Discipline":

A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.
A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household. The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself. He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions. He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely. CDD is so much more than just spanking. It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership. A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.
Though this seems unusual in today's United States, this kind of marriage has been practiced throughout history and is still practiced in many parts of the world today.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:09 AM   #4
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That's a strange site. Check out the "heirloom intimates" page.
Crotchless pantaloons! And people think our underwear is weird.
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:20 AM   #5
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I couldn't help but laugh at the statement at the bottom of the page:

"This site may contain adult themes and is intended for mature audiences only. Please do not enter if you are under 18 years of age."

And did you folks see the glossary?

http://www.christiandomesticdiscipli.../Glossary.html
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Here is the definition of "Christian Domestic Discipline":

CDD is so much more than just spanking.


Welcome to Christian Domestic Discipline


Loving Wife Spanking in a Christian Marriage
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:17 PM   #7
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And did you folks see the glossary?

http://www.christiandomesticdiscipli.../Glossary.html

That glossary is hilarious. Coccyx? Soaping? Switches?

I have a hard time believing this isn't made up.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:49 PM   #8
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I showed this site to my wife this morning. We both had a good laugh. That is hilarious.
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I know of other sites where the spanking of naughty women is involved. Perhaps nonsequitur visits them.
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Old 08-02-2007, 07:26 PM   #10
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I clicked on a spankee's blog. Reason she has been spanked:

1. Accidentally bumping the knob on her in-laws stove and turning on the gas
2. Forgetting to log off the computer
3. Not losing enough weight during her weigh-in (apparently she and her husband are on a diet)
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