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Goatnapper'96 · 10-22-2007, 08:27 PM

and viewing a titalating little diddy that ute4ever imported for one's viewing pleasure I have a few things to admit.

1.) My memory is foggy but did anyone ever else seem to remember "Kiss me Deadly" gently wafting over the airwaves when they took their 1984 Toyota Tercel in to Jiffy Lube? Could Sooner put that question into poll format?

2.) If "they" reinstitute concubines as an option in heaven, I am speaking now for Sister Lita Ford. Let the records of Cougarguard show that Goatnapper dubbed her his on this date. As much of an apostate/marginal you know what as Emma was if Joseph's contributions to the kingdom will afford her the blessing of exaltation as one of JS's wives, methinks my meager contributions ought to afford Sister Ford a similar blessing.

3.) I often opine about what if Joan Jett could have been born later and had her 300 hours of fame and time in the limelight post the invention of man made secondary mammory glands. I think the whole "oww" in "I love Rock and Roll" would have been far more enticing and I doubt I would have gotten nautious when she was wearing that leather top and holding her arms in the air. Perhaps my vivid reccollection of Joan Jett videos demonstates that Larry Craig and I have far much more in common than both being Idahoans, perhaps not. Back to the point, imagine Lita Ford sporting a jubbily set of 38 triple D's compliments of Plastic Surgery 90210. Seriously, Lita has to be like the Barry Goldwater of Rock and Roll. Imagine that man made rack rolling on her guitar today with the far more loose moral standards and lack of FCC forced compliance? In the immortal words of Doc Hollywood "she could be the anti-christ...." or something like that......

I am embarassed to admit I am 35, married with 3 children and a bun in the oven and I still think Lita Ford is hot!

"UH-HUH!"

ute4ever · 10-22-2007, 08:42 PM

Goatnapper'96 · 10-22-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

After further watching that fine young daughter of God demonstrate that she is a "daughter who knows," that she possesses a well shaped ass, I thought much of it reminds me of Black Diamond's blog. Perhaps Sister Ford is a little more blunt with her failure to procure any intimacy on certain weekends, but the intricate details, travel plans and dietary consumption habits seem very familiar.

Perhaps she could take Diamond shopping. It might help Dear Diamond from having to be become a nun.

But it ain't no big thing!

MikeWaters · 10-22-2007, 08:49 PM

Mark Twain born as spud-loving Mormon pervert--I give you GN96!

jay santos · 10-22-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

and viewing a titalating little diddy that ute4ever imported for one's viewing pleasure I have a few things to admit.

1.) My memory is foggy but did anyone ever else seem to remember "Kiss me Deadly" gently wafting over the airwaves when they took their 1984 Toyota Tercel in to Jiffy Lube? Could Sooner put that question into poll format?

2.) If "they" reinstitute concubines as an option in heaven, I am speaking now for Sister Lita Ford. Let the records of Cougarguard show that Goatnapper dubbed her his on this date. As much of an apostate/marginal you know what as Emma was if Joseph's contributions to the kingdom will afford her the blessing of exaltation as one of JS's wives, methinks my meager contributions ought to afford Sister Ford a similar blessing.

3.) I often opine about what if Joan Jett could have been born later and had her 300 hours of fame and time in the limelight post the invention of man made secondary mammory glands. I think the whole "oww" in "I love Rock and Roll" would have been far more enticing and I doubt I would have gotten nautious when she was wearing that leather top and holding her arms in the air. Perhaps my vivid reccollection of Joan Jett videos demonstates that Larry Craig and I have far much more in common than both being Idahoans, perhaps not. Back to the point, imagine Lita Ford sporting a jubbily set of 38 triple D's compliments of Plastic Surgery 90210. Seriously, Lita has to be like the Barry Goldwater of Rock and Roll. Imagine that man made rack rolling on her guitar today with the far more loose moral standards and lack of FCC forced compliance? In the immortal words of Doc Hollywood "she could be the anti-christ...." or something like that......

I am embarassed to admit I am 35, married with 3 children and a bun in the oven and I still think Lita Ford is hot!

"UH-HUH!"

Where was I? I don't even remember Lita Ford. Maybe that was already my mission time when she got big. Now Joan Jett, oh yes the "ohhh" in I Love Rock n Roll is fantastic. That song and Crimson and Clover are regulars on my mp3 rotation.

Goatnapper'96 · 10-22-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay santos

Where was I? I don't even remember Lita Ford. Maybe that was already my mission time when she got big. Now Joan Jett, oh yes the "ohhh" in I Love Rock n Roll is fantastic. That song and Crimson and Clover are regulars on my mp3 rotation.

Jay, I initiate a very deep discussion on Lita Ford and marginally admit to evildoing in my youth to entice Sooner to join and you come along and admit that you still listen to "Crimson and Clover" over and over and over.

Either you are gay or you have the situational awareness to have done the old fart under the blanket and pull it over your wife's head routine long before the various ladies in waiting even became your fiance.

Real cool, dude.

Besides, as I lamented Lita Ford NEVER GOT BIG...THAT WAS THE POINT OF MY WHOLE DAMN POST WAS TO ASK WHAT IF??????

Come on Pretty Baby Kiss me deadly!

Now the duet she did with Ozzy........

creekster · 10-22-2007, 10:33 PM

I remember Lita Ford very well. I always woindered why she didn't hit it bigger, so to speak, as she had ample asets to do so.

SteelBlue · 10-22-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay santos

Where was I? I don't even remember Lita Ford. Maybe that was already my mission time when she got big. Now Joan Jett, oh yes the "ohhh" in I Love Rock n Roll is fantastic. That song and Crimson and Clover are regulars on my mp3 rotation.

Jay, I'm older than you (I think) and I was in High School when that song was popular.

il Padrino Ute · 10-23-2007, 02:47 AM

I remember Lita, but I prefer Belinda Carlisle (after she lost some weight in the post Go-Gos music era):

YOhio · 10-23-2007, 03:18 AM

My oldest brother had a Lita Ford tape. As a 4th grader I remember unfolding the cover many a time.

It should be noted that this post is significantly better than your previous odes to Jamie Lee Curtis and the Koz.

10-22-2007, 08:27 PM	#1
Goatnapper'96 Recruiting Coordinator/Bosom Inspector Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,412	After perusing Utefans.net and viewing a titalating little diddy that ute4ever imported for one's viewing pleasure I have a few things to admit. 1.) My memory is foggy but did anyone ever else seem to remember "Kiss me Deadly" gently wafting over the airwaves when they took their 1984 Toyota Tercel in to Jiffy Lube? Could Sooner put that question into poll format? 2.) If "they" reinstitute concubines as an option in heaven, I am speaking now for Sister Lita Ford. Let the records of Cougarguard show that Goatnapper dubbed her his on this date. As much of an apostate/marginal you know what as Emma was if Joseph's contributions to the kingdom will afford her the blessing of exaltation as one of JS's wives, methinks my meager contributions ought to afford Sister Ford a similar blessing. 3.) I often opine about what if Joan Jett could have been born later and had her 300 hours of fame and time in the limelight post the invention of man made secondary mammory glands. I think the whole "oww" in "I love Rock and Roll" would have been far more enticing and I doubt I would have gotten nautious when she was wearing that leather top and holding her arms in the air. Perhaps my vivid reccollection of Joan Jett videos demonstates that Larry Craig and I have far much more in common than both being Idahoans, perhaps not. Back to the point, imagine Lita Ford sporting a jubbily set of 38 triple D's compliments of Plastic Surgery 90210. Seriously, Lita has to be like the Barry Goldwater of Rock and Roll. Imagine that man made rack rolling on her guitar today with the far more loose moral standards and lack of FCC forced compliance? In the immortal words of Doc Hollywood "she could be the anti-christ...." or something like that...... I am embarassed to admit I am 35, married with 3 children and a bun in the oven and I still think Lita Ford is hot! "UH-HUH!" __________________ She had a psychiatrist who said because I didn't trust the water system, the school system, the government, I was paranoid," he said. "I had a psychiatrist who said her psychiatrist was stupid."

10-22-2007, 10:33 PM	#7
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	I remember Lita Ford very well. I always woindered why she didn't hit it bigger, so to speak, as she had ample asets to do so. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

10-23-2007, 02:47 AM	#9
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	I remember Lita, but I prefer Belinda Carlisle (after she lost some weight in the post Go-Gos music era): __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

10-22-2007, 08:42 PM	#2
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103

10-22-2007, 08:49 PM	#4
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Mark Twain born as spud-loving Mormon pervert--I give you GN96!

10-23-2007, 03:18 AM	#10
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	My oldest brother had a Lita Ford tape. As a 4th grader I remember unfolding the cover many a time. It should be noted that this post is significantly better than your previous odes to Jamie Lee Curtis and the Koz.