03-08-2008, 05:20 PM | #1 |
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I keep hearing about you getting into a fight with a member of the Stanford band during the away game there a few years back. Would you mind giving us the lowdown on that one if it's true?
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03-08-2008, 06:08 PM | #2 | |
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At that time in my life I was an under-sexed ball of frustration. My only chance for relief was the dreams of top 20 finishes and all-americans quarterbacks. Imagine Y'z Guy pre-marriage but a little bigger than 125 pounds. We've gone 22-4 the last two years, I moved to the Philippines where other frustrations were relieved. I've all but blocked out all of the Crowton years. Besides, I'm not sure if the statute of limitations is up yet. |
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03-08-2008, 10:17 PM | #3 |
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I just hope you used protection.
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03-08-2008, 10:26 PM | #4 |
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Why? He was just upset at not being able to find a Jollibee in Utah. So he hopped on a plane and relieved years of gastronomic frustration.
Yum....palabok fiesta and sweet spaghetti sauce!
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03-08-2008, 11:31 PM | #6 |
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Was that the year the Stanford band made fun of our polygamous heritage?
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03-09-2008, 12:46 AM | #7 | |
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A few words were exchanged, a trumpet was destroyed and a kid who is probably still more sexually frustrated than I was at the time was left crying. The Ken Jennings Jeopardy mock dropped the costume and ran like a little girl. Good times. That's the Readers Digest version. At the time I thought it was pretty funny. Now it's rather embarrassing. |
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03-09-2008, 12:54 AM | #8 |
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My take on the LSUJMB is that they are actually pretty funny. They do things for the shock value. Often, they cross the line, but so did guys like Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman.
In the mid 90s, during halftime of the SC game at their yard, they drove a white bronco around the track. the bronco had red handprints all over it. They also punked FUCLA once by forming a handicapped symbol on the field..they also wheeled the Tree out in a wheelchair. Neither of these things offended me too much, but once against Notre Dame they came out and the band leader led the band dressed as a nun and waving a large wooden cross. Once you start mocking religious symbols, I think you have crossed the line for a college football game. So while I do find their antics to be funny, I also think that they are fair game for a tasty knuckle sandwich. Having met CJF and being able to comprehend the potential impact of his punch-throwing abilities, I can only wish that I were there to see some of those band nerds run in fear.
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