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Old 03-08-2008, 05:20 PM   #1
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I keep hearing about you getting into a fight with a member of the Stanford band during the away game there a few years back. Would you mind giving us the lowdown on that one if it's true?
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Old 03-08-2008, 06:08 PM   #2
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I keep hearing about you getting into a fight with a member of the Stanford band during the away game there a few years back. Would you mind giving us the lowdown on that one if it's true?
You keep hearing about it? It was in 2004.

At that time in my life I was an under-sexed ball of frustration. My only chance for relief was the dreams of top 20 finishes and all-americans quarterbacks. Imagine Y'z Guy pre-marriage but a little bigger than 125 pounds.

We've gone 22-4 the last two years, I moved to the Philippines where other frustrations were relieved. I've all but blocked out all of the Crowton years. Besides, I'm not sure if the statute of limitations is up yet.
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:17 PM   #3
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I moved to the Philippines where other frustrations were relieved.
I just hope you used protection.
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Old 03-08-2008, 10:26 PM   #4
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I just hope you used protection.
Why? He was just upset at not being able to find a Jollibee in Utah. So he hopped on a plane and relieved years of gastronomic frustration.

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You keep hearing about it? It was in 2004.

At that time in my life I was an under-sexed ball of frustration. My only chance for relief was the dreams of top 20 finishes and all-americans quarterbacks. Imagine Y'z Guy pre-marriage but a little bigger than 125 pounds.

We've gone 22-4 the last two years, I moved to the Philippines where other frustrations were relieved. I've all but blocked out all of the Crowton years. Besides, I'm not sure if the statute of limitations is up yet.
It gets referenced a lot. I've heard it referenced a few times this year already. Now c'mon, out with the story.
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Was that the year the Stanford band made fun of our polygamous heritage?
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:46 AM   #7
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It gets referenced a lot. I've heard it referenced a few times this year already. Now c'mon, out with the story.
Long story short. Stanford band did their halftime show again after the game in front of their donors. We went down to express our displeasure in their recital. After about 10 minutes of giving them death looks security asked us to leave. We had to walk all the way around the stadium that the 4H built. Took us about 15 minutes to get our parking lot. As we got there, the band was crossing the street and walked right in front of us.

A few words were exchanged, a trumpet was destroyed and a kid who is probably still more sexually frustrated than I was at the time was left crying. The Ken Jennings Jeopardy mock dropped the costume and ran like a little girl. Good times.

That's the Readers Digest version. At the time I thought it was pretty funny. Now it's rather embarrassing.
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My take on the LSUJMB is that they are actually pretty funny. They do things for the shock value. Often, they cross the line, but so did guys like Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman.

In the mid 90s, during halftime of the SC game at their yard, they drove a white bronco around the track. the bronco had red handprints all over it.

They also punked FUCLA once by forming a handicapped symbol on the field..they also wheeled the Tree out in a wheelchair.

Neither of these things offended me too much, but once against Notre Dame they came out and the band leader led the band dressed as a nun and waving a large wooden cross. Once you start mocking religious symbols, I think you have crossed the line for a college football game.

So while I do find their antics to be funny, I also think that they are fair game for a tasty knuckle sandwich. Having met CJF and being able to comprehend the potential impact of his punch-throwing abilities, I can only wish that I were there to see some of those band nerds run in fear.
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A few words were exchanged, a trumpet was destroyed and a kid who is probably still more sexually frustrated than I was at the time was left crying.
This line is really funny if read in the Monson style of talk giving.
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This line is really funny if read in the Monson style of talk giving.
I actually tried to put that into Monson verbiage.

I'll give you the full version of the event at a tailgate next season if you're still interested.
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