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06-28-2006, 04:17 PM
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rectum stretcher
RObin this one is for you
>> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday(10 miles over the >> >> >> >> >limit), >> >> > a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun >> >>on >> >> >the >> >> > other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to >> >>the >> >> >car, >> >> > and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, >> >>asked, >> >> > "What's your hurry?" >> >> > >> >> > To which she replied, "I'm late for work." >> >> > >> >> > Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" >> >> > >> >> > "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. >> >> > >> >> > The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what >> >>does a >> >> > rectum stretcher do?" >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my >> >>way >> >> >up >> >> > to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand >> >>in. I >> >> > work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I >> >> >> >> >slowly >> >> > but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he >> >>asked. >> >> > >> >> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." >>
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