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01-14-2006, 04:40 PM | #1 |
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I think I'm cursed
Ever since I was little i've had a talent for breaking things. Most of my childhood photos tell a story of things broken.
I've always hoped that I would grow out of it but I never have. The first time I drove an automatic vehicle I rolled it into a cannal. The first time I played football I broke my friends arm. Now I seem to have good days and bad days. I took a basketball class at UVSC and went most the year without any problems, then on one day within about five minutes from each other I had two people come down on my foot. both showed up at the next class in walking-casts. I have never been able to work at a job consistantly for more then 6 months. My last job was a convergyes I devloped a bump on my wrist that makes it very painfull to type after a few minutes. Doctors tell me its called a ganglionic cyst, but I went to a specialist and they couldn't find it to remove. I'm tired of being cursed, and want to be a normal person, who can do normal things.
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01-14-2006, 06:39 PM | #2 |
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I have your solution...
Get a degree in structural engineering and then start your own demolition company. Put your talent to use my friend.
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01-14-2006, 07:49 PM | #3 |
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I've been thinking about joining the millitary, but i don't know if I can pass the physical, I think I can as long as they don't dig to deep.
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01-15-2006, 06:22 PM | #5 |
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01-16-2006, 03:59 PM | #6 |
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Just make sure you marry someone before you enlist though. It seems to me that it would be a waste if someone didn't get the death benefits.....
HAHAHHHAHAHHAHA Just kidding. Couldn't help myself though...
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