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Old 10-01-2007, 07:40 PM   #1
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Default I was talking with a former athlete

at BYU and talking about the current suspensions. His words, "man it is getting tight down there".

Anyway I mentioned all the spies available to tattle on athletes and he mentioned something funny. Someone before the game even started noticed one of the players wasn't clean shaven. She somehow got word to the big wigs and was extremely dissapointed. They managed to get the kids 1 days' growth gone before the game started.

He said the coach was in a bad mood anyway, but really went off on "you can't give these people the chance to call in and hound us."
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:49 PM   #2
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Stop clogging up the religion forum with these topics.
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:52 PM   #3
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Since the ratting goes on anonymously how do you know it's not BYU's enemies doing it? Next thing you know we'll have a spy scandal with opposing coaches hiring PI's to tail BYU players and photograph HC violations, then anonymously submit them to the HCO.
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:05 PM   #4
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Stop clogging up the religion forum with these topics.
Believe me. If it weren't for religion, these types wouldn't be calling in.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:19 AM   #5
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Believe me. If it weren't for religion, these types wouldn't be calling in.
Well said. It's not the football fans that narc on the players, it's the Mollys and Peters.

BTW, I approve of the service they do. Someone needs to make sure the Lord's representatives are worthy.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:21 AM   #6
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Well said. It's not the football fans that narc on the players, it's the Mollys and Peters.

BTW, I approve of the service they do. Someone needs to make sure the Lord's representatives are worthy.
I agree. When our players are uniformly worthy, God's power is fully behind them as they kick Ute butt.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:39 AM   #7
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I agree. When our players are uniformly worthy, God's power is fully behind them as they kick Ute butt.
They only have to be worthy a mere Lavell Edwards era once more to even the head-to-head series.
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They only have to be worthy a mere Lavell Edwards era once more to even the head-to-head series.
1930's smack. The weakest of all.
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1930's smack. The weakest of all.
Why? Because it's accurate and doesn't favor BYU?
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Why? Because it's accurate and doesn't favor BYU?
Because leather helmet football is completely irrelevant today.
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