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Archaea · 09-30-2008, 11:51 PM

and date, what do you actually do?

Yes there are date activities, but as the hours move one, in the real world, bodies start moving to the groovin, so what do Mormon over thirties do, the same thing?

Outside Mormon culture, most everybody knows the object of the game is to have fun and eventually to get laid, but do Mormon over thirties feel the same?

RockyBalboa · 10-01-2008, 12:16 AM

There's a reason why the highest inactivity rate and non-TR holder rate in the church falls into the 30+ Single Demographic.

Oh and most get it on and lie about it anyway.

One example: There's an older gal in the branch...almost 45....rather attractive and she's hooked up with LOTS of guys, and I won't reveal why I know this (and no I'm not one of them) and she still she takes the sacrament every week and many times will get up and bear her testimony.

Course I don't really care. None of my business.

Archaea · 10-01-2008, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

There's a reason why the highest inactivity rate and non-TR holder rate in the church falls into the 30+ Single Demographic.

Oh and most get it on and lie about it anyway.

One example: There's an older gal in the branch...almost 45....rather attractive and she's hooked up with LOTS of guys, and I won't reveal why I know this (and no I'm not one of them) and she still she takes the sacrament every week and many times will get up and bear her testimony.

Course I don't really care. None of my business.

So in your experience and opinion, do you believe most Mormons who date over thirty shag each other before marrying? I mean who buys a new car he or she's never driven, except when you're young and stupid?

BarbaraGordon · 10-01-2008, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

So in your experience and opinion, do you believe most Mormons who date over thirty shag each other before marrying? I mean who buys a new car he or she's never driven, except when you're young and stupid?

you seem awfully interested in this particular topic. Is M dating a thirty-year-old guy or something?

RockyBalboa · 10-01-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

So in your experience and opinion, do you believe most Mormons who date over thirty shag each other before marrying? I mean who buys a new car he or she's never driven, except when you're young and stupid?

In my opinion and based on my experience in the demographic.....yes I think most over 30 shag each other before they get married.

The only ones I leave out of that are the ones who're still virgins.

Archaea · 10-01-2008, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

In my opinion and based on my experience in the demographic.....yes I think most over 30 shag each other before they get married.

The only ones I leave out of that are the ones who're still virgins.

An interesting concept, didn't know it existed.

Tex · 10-01-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

In my opinion and based on my experience in the demographic.....yes I think most over 30 shag each other before they get married.

The only ones I leave out of that are the ones who're still virgins.

I suppose it depends on the demographic, then. I think "most" is an exceptional stretch, if we're talking about active LDS folk.

RockyBalboa · 10-01-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tex

I suppose it depends on the demographic, then. I think "most" is an exceptional stretch, if we're talking about active LDS folk.

It's a stretch if you're naive.

RC Vikings · 10-01-2008, 05:29 AM

How two people who have both been married before and are currently dating each other for a length of time over two weeks keep their clothes on around each other is a complete mystery to me. God have the foresight to hook me up with a wife that will live to be a hundred so I will never have to experience those temptations.

creekster · 10-01-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

In my opinion and based on my experience in the demographic.....yes I think most over 30 shag each other before they get married.

The only ones I leave out of that are the ones who're still virgins.

Are you saying that they all do except those that don't?

View Poll Results: Mormon over Thirties, object of the date?
Get laid and lie about it until the other narks one out	3	60.00%
Get laid, confess before time to get married	1	20.00%
Oh no, I'd never do that, it's to check the out the porfolio of others	0	0%
No, that's sinful and never crossed or crosses my mind	1	20.00%
Voters: 5. You may not vote on this poll

09-30-2008, 11:51 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Guys and girls over thirty who aren't married and date, what do you actually do? Yes there are date activities, but as the hours move one, in the real world, bodies start moving to the groovin, so what do Mormon over thirties do, the same thing? Outside Mormon culture, most everybody knows the object of the game is to have fun and eventually to get laid, but do Mormon over thirties feel the same? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-01-2008, 12:16 AM	#2
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	There's a reason why the highest inactivity rate and non-TR holder rate in the church falls into the 30+ Single Demographic. Oh and most get it on and lie about it anyway. One example: There's an older gal in the branch...almost 45....rather attractive and she's hooked up with LOTS of guys, and I won't reveal why I know this (and no I'm not one of them) and she still she takes the sacrament every week and many times will get up and bear her testimony. Course I don't really care. None of my business. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'. Last edited by RockyBalboa; 10-01-2008 at 12:18 AM.

10-01-2008, 05:29 AM	#9
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	How two people who have both been married before and are currently dating each other for a length of time over two weeks keep their clothes on around each other is a complete mystery to me. God have the foresight to hook me up with a wife that will live to be a hundred so I will never have to experience those temptations. __________________ "I always rode to my limit. If I won by three minutes, that's because I couldn't make four." Eddy Merckx