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01-22-2007, 09:36 PM | #1 |
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bugging your spouse.
who else likes to bug their spouse?
if you do, share your ideas. here are some that have proved effective in the past. 1. go into the living room, tip a sofa backwards onto you. then bang your hand on the floor and start screaming for help. 2. talk like henrietta pussycat. "Meow-ma-meow pass the salt meow-ma-meow?" 3. sing an conversation. 4. right in the middle of a conversation say: hold that thought, i have to take a poo. 5. pretend like there is a spectre that lives in the house. set an extra place for him at the dinner table, pencil him in for a part for family night, wrap some presents for him under the xmas tree, and everynight say "good night spectre" #5 is my current method. it's really getting to her, so it might be time for something else.
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01-22-2007, 10:25 PM | #2 | |
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I don't have to go to those lengths to bug my spouse. Bugging my spouse is as simple as: - Leaving the toilet seat up - Not putting my dirty clothes in the hamper - Spending lots of time on CougarGuard If you need to go to those elaborate measures to bug your spouse then you've got one easy-going spouse. |
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01-22-2007, 10:50 PM | #3 |
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I can't tell you how many ways that I bug my spouse...all of it unintentional on my part and somehow, someway, she still loves me.
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01-22-2007, 10:58 PM | #4 |
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Wow, Brian actually said something funny. #1 was was good.
I think I have the schedule down. If I want to laugh, I'll read a Brian post again in 2009. |
01-22-2007, 11:02 PM | #5 |
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My existence bugs my wife.
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01-22-2007, 11:59 PM | #6 |
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I leave the bugging to the NSA in my house.
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01-23-2007, 12:02 AM | #7 |
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