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non sequitur · 02-18-2006, 03:50 AM

I got the prescription home and read the sheet that lists all of the drug's known side effects. One of the side effects that made me curious was this one: "abnormal ejaculations". I can't for the life of me figure out what might constitute an abnormal ejaculation. Does abnormal mean spontaneous? Am I going to be in line at Albertsons and all of a sudden...oops? Or does abnormal refer to volume? Maybe duration? Color? Maybe I'll break out in song precisely at the moment of release. I suppose I'm going to have to lock myself in the bathroom and conduct my own field testing. When I find out, I'll be sure to let everyone know.

02-18-2006, 03:50 AM	#1
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	I got a prescription filled today. . . I got the prescription home and read the sheet that lists all of the drug's known side effects. One of the side effects that made me curious was this one: "abnormal ejaculations". I can't for the life of me figure out what might constitute an abnormal ejaculation. Does abnormal mean spontaneous? Am I going to be in line at Albertsons and all of a sudden...oops? Or does abnormal refer to volume? Maybe duration? Color? Maybe I'll break out in song precisely at the moment of release. I suppose I'm going to have to lock myself in the bathroom and conduct my own field testing. When I find out, I'll be sure to let everyone know. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan