I'm having a severe crisis of faith...

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by non sequitur

I've been a BYU fan all my life, but when I read all the idiotic blather on CB and TBS, it seriously makes me want to root for the Utes, just to spite the moronic BYU fans. Can someone please walk me back off the ledge?

There are a few teams that don't have dorky fans, but they don't win very much. There is a correlation between winning % and dickheads in fan base. BYU's winning is bringing more and more dickheads out of the woodwork. The way to deal with it is to visit Utefans as frequently as you visit cougarboard. Cougarboard has more and the manner in which it drives sensible people away it is getting a higher percentage, but if you to Utefans there is a core group of assholeye there as well.

So if you really want a dickheadless fanbase you could root for Army. We did beat Rhode Island this year! WOOOOOOOOO!