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Flystripper · 01-30-2008, 01:30 AM

Why are there guys that refuse to use the urinal when there are plenty of open spots? These are the same guys that never lift the lid and give DDD his phobia.

Seriously what about a urinal scares some people into closing the door and pissing all over the seat? These types are everywhere and odds are that there are a few on here who are anti urinal.

I can only think of 3 reasons why people would do this.

1. The guy is a homophobe that is worried about dudes checking him out at the urinal.

2. The guy has a small dick and is embarrassed to stand next to others while pissing.

3. The guy is a thoughtless disgusting prick and is the scum of the earth.

anyway...I am glad that we have cleaning crews that come through 3 times a day on our floor. I feel real bad for these people but I am grateful that they do their job. It might be the biggest reason I support amnesty :-)

01-30-2008, 01:30 AM	#1
Flystripper Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Valencia CA Posts: 1,384	WorK bathroom pet peeve Why are there guys that refuse to use the urinal when there are plenty of open spots? These are the same guys that never lift the lid and give DDD his phobia. Seriously what about a urinal scares some people into closing the door and pissing all over the seat? These types are everywhere and odds are that there are a few on here who are anti urinal. I can only think of 3 reasons why people would do this. 1. The guy is a homophobe that is worried about dudes checking him out at the urinal. 2. The guy has a small dick and is embarrassed to stand next to others while pissing. 3. The guy is a thoughtless disgusting prick and is the scum of the earth. anyway...I am glad that we have cleaning crews that come through 3 times a day on our floor. I feel real bad for these people but I am grateful that they do their job. It might be the biggest reason I support amnesty :-)