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Old 02-08-2008, 04:34 AM   #1
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Marsupial went out with the sister missionaries today to teach an older Catholic guy. They were discussing prophets and the investigator compared prophets to the pope. The sisters very defensively tell him the prophet is not like the pope. The investigator asks how they know that the Pope doesn't receive revelation. The sisters respond by bringing up the child sex abuse in the Catholic church as proof of the Pope's lack of revelation. Needless to say he was not impressed.

I think we'll hold off on filling up the font.
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