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exUte · 04-23-2008, 03:52 PM

Spaz, does this meet your enlightened definition of a title?

Anyway.

Every Easter, we would buy our daughters an Easter dress. When my oldest was 15, she wanted a dresses that my wife thought were inappropriate (but I'm sure Goatnapper would have loved) for Sunday dress. My wife and daughter got into arguments all the time over buying an appropriate dress. My wife said she had enough and wasn't wasting any more time trying to find one.

So I stepped in. I offered to go to diffuse the situation. So my daughter is trying one a number of dresses. She found one that she loved but I thought was borderline. She tried it on and again I thought was borderline, I noticed 3 polygamist women nearby. My daughter had no idea what a polygamist was at the time. So I made her a deal. If these three women agree with her, I'll buy the dress. I asked them to come over and give us their opinion. Here they are clothed from neck to ankle. They took a look at my daughter and said, 'that looks darling'. I bought the dress.

04-23-2008, 03:52 PM	#1
exUte Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,326	Funny polygamy story....... Spaz, does this meet your enlightened definition of a title? Anyway. Every Easter, we would buy our daughters an Easter dress. When my oldest was 15, she wanted a dresses that my wife thought were inappropriate (but I'm sure Goatnapper would have loved) for Sunday dress. My wife and daughter got into arguments all the time over buying an appropriate dress. My wife said she had enough and wasn't wasting any more time trying to find one. So I stepped in. I offered to go to diffuse the situation. So my daughter is trying one a number of dresses. She found one that she loved but I thought was borderline. She tried it on and again I thought was borderline, I noticed 3 polygamist women nearby. My daughter had no idea what a polygamist was at the time. So I made her a deal. If these three women agree with her, I'll buy the dress. I asked them to come over and give us their opinion. Here they are clothed from neck to ankle. They took a look at my daughter and said, 'that looks darling'. I bought the dress.