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non sequitur · 06-15-2006, 04:06 AM

I've received more emails in the last hour than I had previously received in the past year. I keep promising myself that I will no longer post on CougarBoard -- kind of like when I was 16 and repeatedly promised my bishop I would stop making out with Maureen Hannigan -- only to once again yield to temptation. I swear, I just go over there to read the threads, with no intention of it escalating further. But then I latch on to some hopelessly misguided post and it's like Maureen Hannigan all over again. She's rubbing my chest with one hand while the other begins to advance northward from my kneecap. And then she starts up with that vodoo sex nibble she does on my ear. I would like to say "no". I would be a better person if I said "no". But you know and I know and my bishop knows that there is no way on earth that I am going to say "no".

With that said, though, I swear I will never post on CougarBoard again.

06-15-2006, 04:06 AM	#1
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Now I remember why I stopped posting on CougarBoard... I've received more emails in the last hour than I had previously received in the past year. I keep promising myself that I will no longer post on CougarBoard -- kind of like when I was 16 and repeatedly promised my bishop I would stop making out with Maureen Hannigan -- only to once again yield to temptation. I swear, I just go over there to read the threads, with no intention of it escalating further. But then I latch on to some hopelessly misguided post and it's like Maureen Hannigan all over again. She's rubbing my chest with one hand while the other begins to advance northward from my kneecap. And then she starts up with that vodoo sex nibble she does on my ear. I would like to say "no". I would be a better person if I said "no". But you know and I know and my bishop knows that there is no way on earth that I am going to say "no". With that said, though, I swear I will never post on CougarBoard again. __________________ ...You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Paxson sir, he's got knob rot off of some tart.'" - Gareth Keenan Last edited by non sequitur; 06-15-2006 at 04:21 AM.